ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,Ĭhild:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!Īdmi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.įizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Īngry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai hai¢â‚¬Â Patient to Nurse: ¢â‚¬ËI Love You¢â‚¬â¢ Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya¢â‚¬Â. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamariĪbout MAA:- Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas, Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai, Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey, Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.īoy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,.
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar! "EID Mubarak" Yeh dua mangte hain hum eid k din, Baqi na rahe aap ka koi gham eid k din, Aap k angan mein utre har roz khushion bhara chand or Mehakta rahe pholon sa chaman EID k din.
dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai. Happy Independence Day!īhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupay Sey bhara howa bag mile ? Aur Har ek note Pe likha ho HAPPY NEW YEAR :Dġ960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki, Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki, Meri Khush naseebi, mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula na sake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:pĭil badal na dena sim ki terha Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata ġ pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya?. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!! Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day ĭil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia, Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia, Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa, Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia.Īap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:pīiwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai.!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….?.R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye.So don't PYAR. It was time to leap.Hindi SMS » Hindi Flirt SMS » Pather ki deewaar na tori In the middle of the night, Dunia left his birth pride and Mother without a backwards glance.
If his Father was out there maybe he could find him on his own? Maybe there could be something better out there for him? It was worth the risk for the young male to take a leap of faith. Just like who? His Father? The male that was smart enough to escape this crazy lioness and not take his son with him? Or did his Father even know he existed? Dunia wouldve like to think that if the male who sired him would have wanted him, to save him from his Mother's unstable emotions.įinally, he had enough of his Mother's constant abuse. Constant screeches of "You look just like him!" would belt his ears every night. Random bouts of aggressive would leave the youth bruised and silent for days with mumbled excuses to cover his Mother's rage. It wasn't long into he adolescents that his Mother grew more bitter toward him. Leaving Dunia to care for himself so he began to learn from the lionesses from his birth pride. An older sister from another lioness, a real Mother.Īs Dunia hit his teens, that when his Mother began to slip off for long periods. A leech in result of satisfying an itch." Soon the words lost their sting as he aged, also his sister Gaia helped. His own Mother was the first to tell him this hard truth. Always told he was a result of a one night stand, that all he was to her.
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